vag canoe

one that describes the characteristics of a female reproductive system aka a vagina or pussy

Do you want to play golf today?

Sorry I have to study for my test.

Ohhh woww stop being such a vag canoe.

by vagcanoe69 November 6, 2018

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014

Vag-hawk

When a girl leapfrogs you without panties and her vagina scrapes your bald head, leaving a ghostly trail in the shape of a mowhawk.

"Betty slipped on her takeoff, so Bob's rocking a vag-hawk for the rest of the party now."

by owlzitty July 15, 2016

Vag Hammer

A woman's gift of nag.

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?

by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008

vag out

1. to renege on one's manhood
2. to act as if one has a vagina

A. Mark is going to apologize to Katie for talking to another girl.
B. Yeah man, he's about to vag out hardcore.

by Mike and Derek Love Mark April 2, 2008

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 21, 2009

vag drop

female version of t-bag.
usually done at sleepovers to the first girl who falls asleep. or the girl who passes out from over-drunkness.

vag rooted from vagina and drop rooted from dropping the vag on the face of the victim.

chaddy kept tellin sara to drop the vag on rachelle cause she fell asleep first. sara didnt wanna give her a vag drop though cause she was to pussy

by ferrerorachelle December 12, 2005