turkeyslap

When one is slapped in the face with a penis

Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night

by weeman619 April 21, 2006

Turkey Trot Brothers

Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.

I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.

by Atomic Peanut August 15, 2018

TurkeyDinosaur

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.

TurkeyDinosaur is my idol

by notdelno July 24, 2020

Turkey hill iced tea

Code for searching grinder for young cock

I'm just here for some turkey hill iced tea.

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by Krispy Waffles August 21, 2020

turdkey

A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving

Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021

jerky turkey

When a girl rubs ground meat on your shlong and then starts jerking you off and right before you cum you shove your dick into her mouth - cum, ground meat and all

Instead of momz cooking the taco meat she decided to go all crazy jerky turkey on daddy!

by Meatballz April 17, 2008

gobbling turkey

when a girl sucks on the excess skin of your ball sack

your mom gives great gobbling turkeys

by imtheman098 May 5, 2010