Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.

The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.

by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025

Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.

“I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”

by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm

Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone

by ladyfishy July 18, 2011

cock tiddle

Slang phrase for a cocktail or another name for testicles

“Let’s go get a couple cock-tiddles.” Or “Chad’s tiny cock tiddles almost make his dick look big”

by ChadTanner69 October 29, 2017

Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.

Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.

by Supertato May 6, 2018

Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.

Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!

by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018

Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.

Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!

by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019