Toothless hag

When you have a terrible case of swampass and your anus becomes fiercly irritated and red.

"Dude, I went to the gym this morning and I didn't take a shower, and I could barely walk because I got the toothless hag."

by Shaniquiwaa June 30, 2008

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tootsie roll

the piece of cat shit used when executing a poo handle.

i grabbed a tootsie roll from Fluffy's litter box for the poo handle i'm gonna run on my manager.

by ric_IH December 16, 2007

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toothie • toothier • Tootsie Roll • tootie • tootsie • tootsie pop • toothless • tootsies • toothing • toother

toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom

man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?

by tomizcool June 20, 2008

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TootiePuff

The wonders of life

can be an insult or a compliment...depending on the sentence and tone of voice used

Damn!! why the fuck are you such a tootiepuff?

Aww your so cutee such a tootiepuff(:

by WONDEROFLIFE? August 25, 2009

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Can be used in place of any word. In other words, it means anything and everything you want to it mean.

A TootsieNazi is basically someone who corrects what you said but replacing it with the word TootsieRoller. Usually they follow up with something along the lines of "Can you use Tootsie Grammar, please?"

Zealous Carpenter: "I'm a Carpenter!" :D

Depressive Meanie Head TootsieNazi: "You mean 'TootsieRoller a Carpenter.' Please learn basic Tootsie vocabulary before you talk again." >.>

Zealous Carpenter: "That too!" :D

by TootsieRoller June 5, 2011

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