NWAFT (Not Worth A F*ck Today)

Acronym used on social network sites, text, or emails to describe how you feel after a busy weekend, party, or being sick.

ED: How you feeling after the party?
Larry: Bro..im NWAFT (not worth a f*ck today)

I've been sick all weekend, so I know I'm NWAFT

by FC68 November 22, 2011

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

When someone is too mad so he is gonna kill you IDIOT

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

Tokyo Drift

The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.

What is John doing on the ceiling with that soldering iron?

That's the Tokyo Drift dude.

by Professor John Frink January 9, 2013

Today

Today is a day that is allyaws there... today is today, as it was a year or decade ago! Yestersay was also today, and even tomorow will be named... TODAY!

I went out yesterday (when it was today) and came home earlly in the morning -today ofcourse!

by AIR-Zig January 28, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

Tokyo Tower moment

A moment in which one can't find a large obvious item that one later discovers by turning around or tilting one's head.

Upon exiting Akabanebashi Station, I experienced a Tokyo Tower moment. I looked around frantically trying to find it and then found it when I turned around.

by Tokyo Tower Person May 21, 2007

tokath

A person meant to pleasure you in every conceivable method known to man, and even some not known to man.

Tokath come here and blow me before I bitch slap you.

by Travis Boren March 29, 2008