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battle toad

often associated with war pigs, battle toads have an extreme scent to them that in most cases is quite alarming and are often rugby players who are to stubby for any other sport
that girl in our school who plays rugby, what a battle toad
by cino April 29, 2005
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Amazonian Boogle Toad

A species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the Amazon jungle.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
OMG!!!1!! ...an Amazonian Boogle Toad just ate that horse!
by Thai sun October 16, 2007
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road toad

A cyclist who takes up space on the road and doesn't let any vehicles pass even when there's perfectly available space to the side of the road.
Sorry I'm late mate a fucking road toad was in the way!
by antiraodtoad March 5, 2017
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Slippy Toad

When a guy lubes up his dick and watches his girl try and toss it off
Guy 1: Dude I made Carol give me a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad
by Mozza xD October 16, 2008
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bean toad

A girl who thinks she's really hot but she's really not!!
Guy 1: oh look it's that girl Kayla
Guy 2: she's a total bean toad!!!
by Randommmgirlll May 7, 2016
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Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode
Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*
by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019
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Pistol toad

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting
That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.
by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007
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