titties

The most amazing things to grab and hold. I never want to let go.

Crissy's got some nice ass titties. I could suck on those till daybreak.

by Themuffinman. April 2, 2010

Bitch Titties

Man with extremely large breasts for his size. Has lots of sagging and looks extremely disgusting. Normally refuses to ever take off a coat or jacket they are wearing to hide there enormous tits.

Dude, that kids got the biggest bitch titties I've ever seen.

by JustinRyan July 23, 2005

tittie sucker

a man or women who sux titties ALOT. lives and thrives on ur breast

i AM a tittie sucker because i lick nipples

by ilovewhiteboys November 29, 2004

titties, fool, titties

phrase: commonly used by me. go on, say it. it's just fun.

sort of like it's all good.

titties, fool, titties

by Jack Durden February 5, 2004

Fat titties

Titties that are big, but by no means necessarily good looking.

Chris N has become totally obsessed with his new hook up Megan's Fat Titties, who he slams his "hockey stick" on.

by Hannibaksbh March 28, 2007

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

Lacrosse-titute

1) A school girl who only dates guys because they are well-known for playing on a sports team.

2) A girl that plays on a lacrosse team just to get a chance to date one of the jocks.

Girl 1: "Hey you know that new girl in class 103?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, she's a total lacrosse-titute."

by its-that-guy!_2k9 February 8, 2009