Big Ole Tiddy Facts

noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.

See: The truth (Law)

Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”

Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”

by The Sincere Sensation April 19, 2020

today is right

its not wrong on this day

"today is right my friend"

by zooboff May 22, 2004

tidydancing

the art of cleaning your room whilst jamming to your favorite musical artist.

"I don't want to clean my room, but if I blast Owl City, I'll start tidydancing! YAY!

by YuriBee November 14, 2009

tiddynigger

That one stupid nigger whomst liketh the tiddy more than thy booty

Look at that stupid tiddynigger over der. He like the tiddy more than thy booty

by THICCNIGGER April 13, 2018

Tiddy Precum

The underboob sweat of female tiddies.

John: Holy shit dude my girlfriend’s tiddy precum tasted so good. FUCKKK!!!

by Tiddieslicker July 19, 2019

Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.

One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"

by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

selling buicks to the tidy bowl man

vomiting repetitively into a commode, especially from a kneeling position

Party like you're rich - then earn your money back by selling buicks to the tidy bowl man!

by AllenMK March 18, 2010