Don't Feed the Scene Queen 

A combination of Don't feed the trolls and Scene Queen, Scene also obviously.
These people thrive on attention, so commenting on their pictures, adding them, talking to them or anything that acknowledges their existence and 'feeds' them for more Myspace Whoreing.

Feeding the Scene Queen
Scene Queen: CMT PICZ NOW PLZ! &&

Person: Okay! *comments*
THIS FEEDS THE SCENE QUEEN, THEREFORE LETTING IT THRIVE IN ABUNDANCE.
DON'T FEED THE SCENE QUEEN!

Don't Feed the Scene Queen by Mister Sexx January 3, 2010

Don't fight the pipe 

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Don't hurt the doggie!! 

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?

John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"

Don't hurt the doggie!! by DJ Eternal November 5, 2012

Don't let the ponies blind you 

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

Don't let the ponies blind you by catnaps April 29, 2010

don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.

Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "

don't hate the player, hate the game by anothergalfromdahood July 9, 2018

jesus didn't take the wheel 

1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car

1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."

jesus didn't take the wheel by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010

Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie 

One can prove how much money they can make.

If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"

Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie by Jajaaa23 December 10, 2012