Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

by Mitched April 23, 2017

original recipe little mitch

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.

Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.

by publius2011 April 25, 2017

mitch kurts

Mitch kurts is the biggest tool you could imagine and he loves penis pie

You're boyfriend is such a mitch kurts sometimes.

by Youreguyohsure May 27, 2017

mrs mitch

Mrs mitch is definitely wifey material. A fragrant beauty who is not only sexy and sweet but also very sophisticated, sleek and to die for. Hence why Mr Mitch can't seem to get enough.

"Oh my is that mrs mitch, she is one of a kind"
"Mitchy is lucky to have Mrs M"

by tracey adam June 15, 2017

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

to look like a dominos delivery man

that pizza guy is such a mitch

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!

Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart

by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016