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MAP

by pdtlr December 12, 2023
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MAP

A person who is attracted to people that are legally minors (under 18). It's an umbrella term that includes four chronophilias, or age-based paraphilias: nepiophilia, pedophilia, hebephilia, and ehebophilia.

Normal people with an uncontrollable sexuality like everyone else, that deserve to be accepted and loved by society. By definition, are a part of the Q in LGBTQIA+, but some MAPs consider their attraction separate from the community. Most are pretty based.
Person 1: You're attracted to minors?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm a MAP!

Person 1: Oh, cool! :D
by milui_puppy August 17, 2023
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MAP

Massive alcohol poo - most likely after an incredible night out.

Will definitely smell like pure ethanol.
"Don't go in that bathroom - I just had a MAP"

"I just a public MAP"
"You bring shame to the family name
by House1992 March 30, 2015
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Maps

An expression to describe a person, thing, or place when one is experiencing great exuberance, fatigue, joy, anxiety, and a stomach full from waffle house food- a specific combination only attainable during a road trip into the deep south.
That shit is maps, yo!!! Gimme a HIGHfive!
by Chelydrus April 14, 2019
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zluks mapping

zluks mapping is a type of mapping that is beyond comprehendible by common peasants.
"Hey have you heard of zluks mapping" "Yeah of course man but I don't really understand it" "I know, hes a god above all beings or something"
by zluks May 4, 2022
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MAP

“ ugh, that girl is acting like such a map.”
by Dancingnate1234 January 29, 2018
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Chocolate map

The card in a box of assorted chocolates that shows where in the box the different types of chocolate are located.
The chocolate map says this one should be strawberry cream, but it's rum and butter. Gross!
by DianeH1 November 27, 2010
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