Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.

Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?

by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

toliet technic

when you and a other person shit in each others mouth swallo and chase it with each others piss and repet until you both die of bacteria

wanna do the TOLIET TECHNIC

by DADDY DANNNY April 21, 2021

Midlands Technical College

Otherwise Known as MIT: Midlands Institute of Technology.

Everyone knows the real MIT is in Columbia South Carolina: Midlands Technical College

by Bigboy335 July 16, 2021

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021