Tactical Johnson

A military grade penis.

She seems like the type of girl to need a Tactical Johnson after tonight.

by ebertalo February 3, 2020

Tactical text

A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).

"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"

by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

by cjl77 August 28, 2021

Love Tactical

When one is on a date or in the presence of someone attractive and one starts feeling ill and has to have a tactical* to recover.

Most common place to have a Love Tactical is in a restaurant or anywhere around food.

Not to be confused with "Butterfly in stomach" syndrome... Love Tactical is actually throwing up, not just the "funny feelings"

*Tactical- Short for Tactical Vomit, making oneself puke mid-way through a night of heavy drinking to ensure that you don't pass out early.

He took me out for a date, he didn't tell me we were going for food... i had to have a Love Tactical.

I think i love him... i always have Love Tacticals when i see him.

by Pedrops December 27, 2009

bastard tactics

Methods or schemes that are considered unfair, degrading, or totally uncalled for in the male perspective.

Guy1: "I finally got back my laptop from my roommate after 2 weeks.
Guy2: "Really? What did he use it for?
Guy1: "Finals?..."
Guy2: "Oh I heard he spent 2 weeks porn site hopping on your laptop."
Guy1: "Oh what the hell?!
Guy2: "Bastard tactics..."

by Pwince July 15, 2010

Carl Tactics

Invented by youtuber Chris The S Is Silent Carl Tactics is when you make a girl hate you. Either by annoying them or playfully fighting them. Then once they hate you run game on them then they'll love you.

Chri: Bruh john why are you always being mean to suzie are you using the carl tactics?
John: No nigga i hate that girl
*2 days later they're dating*

by PBandJ September 21, 2017