death stain

Stains left in toilet bowl after defication

Damn Jackie you must've taken a massive shit cause you painted the toilet with huge death stains

by Triple agent Sebastian Roderic February 2, 2017

rorschach stains

the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.

Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

vertical stain

The frontal secretions left on a woman's pair of panties. A womans genital moistness on her panties. When the vagina releases it's juices onto a pair of panties and leaves a stain, a vertical stain.

My panties will have a vertical stain by the end of the day. I saw her vertical stain on her panties. He got me so wet, my panties now have a vertical stain on them.

by mannygman October 26, 2010

skommel stain

A white mark left on fabric

What's that white mark on your couch?

Oh that must be a skommel stain from last night.

by Tantrum360 January 17, 2018

Tip Stain

My buddy wears the same sweat pants all the time around hot chicks... He occasionally gets boners 4 times a day. After multiple months of his premature drippage his sweats began to form a "tip stain.# A case of the TS... #TS

Dood nice tip stain.

by DaddieDoWerk November 20, 2015

Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013