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When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.
I got pulled over for going California Speed.
by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

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When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.
I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.
by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

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The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.
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by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016

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When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016

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When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016

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When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016

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When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"
Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016

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