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Cotton Squat 

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
Cotton Squat by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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cod squeaker

The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.
I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.
cod squeaker by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018
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When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.
Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.
Hot Squat by LarryBird March 28, 2019

toilet squatter

look at that ava man, what a toilet squatter.
toilet squatter by rattyiggle April 22, 2020

eye squat 

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.
jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china
eye squat by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020

Swoop and squat 

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.
Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.

one handed navajo squat 

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.