spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Sphishing

A shit attempt at phishing, very obvious.

I just got some sphishing messages from my aunt's account, reckons I've won lottery money from Facebook 🤣

by Badumdum87 March 25, 2022

Splashing It

Throwing money or influence around.

Ever since Michael got his promotion he’s really been splashing it around.

by Singer005 December 6, 2022

Spoofing

When you’re being told something that isn’t true/real, and it’s a joke or a lie.

He told me he was super fun, turns out he was serious, he was spoofing me

Stop spoofing me, I know it’s not true

by Ella is hot 123 May 1, 2023

smoothingly

To announce how steadily you work

The audio rework is going smoothingly

by SevenPayback May 5, 2023

Soothing voice

Completely forced, Rough annoying, ear torturing,loud and unnecessary sound(s) from you know who

Munira has a soothing voice

by Pseudonymspseudonym August 31, 2023

soothing spider

When you on a dating APP and the guy compliments your hair and wanted to “stroke it soothingly like a spider trapped in your hair”

Hey Kat, you’re hair is beautiful, I’d like to soothing spider that

by 13wez September 30, 2023