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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
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You Split

It basically means you are fucking great at something you do
Person 1: YOU SPLIT
Person 2: At what?
Person 1: Drums

Person 2: THANX
by Lil' Dumb Dumb January 31, 2021
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split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside
dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night
by muttafugga June 24, 2016
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twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.
we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do
by keisicky May 9, 2023
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Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.
Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me
by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022
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wickedly split

by cowboycj February 11, 2014
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split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .
Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!
by Omg that girl January 28, 2014
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