spankercheif

the crusty towel one uses to squirt his load into.

my spankercheif was stuck to my pillow.

by kawboy220 June 22, 2009

spank the champ.

Toss off.

Ain't getting no 'tang, I'm gonna spank the champ.

by penguintaco October 4, 2009

Spankage

A complete thrashing and utter embarrassment.

I know dude, that was a total Spankage.

by MerryEaster December 26, 2010

spanken

A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking)

A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell
Implements are definitely used for a spanken.
Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc...
It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.

Girlfriend- shut up
Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin

Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up!
Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen?

Girlfriend- Hell no
Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen
Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen!
Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now!
Girlfriend- Yes sir😭 I'm sorry.
Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.

by Careluckyletters September 1, 2017

Spankeano

A Spankeano is someone that loves anal sex aswell aswell as men twerking with sunflower oil

For example im a spankeano Or omg ur such a spankeano daddy

by Lordmythz December 1, 2022

The Slank

A horrible, fatal sexually transmitted diesease that is believed to have orginated in saginaw michigan. it kills within 24 hours of contraction.

Anyone who is a collegiate female athlete in the 989 area code most likely has the slank.

by archcard April 28, 2010

Jungle Spank

To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.

Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.

by My way 'til pay day February 26, 2011