Step-Sensei

Dim-witted, Jabroni stepfather who was once a lame karate instructor.

My mom married my karate sensei when I was 9, hence, he became my Step-Sensei.

by DouglasQuaid September 5, 2012

comic sense

It's like your ability to sense humor in situations. Like common sense, but for jokes.

Guy A: "Dude I totally banged that hot chick last night at the partt! Then we both flew to the Sun and tanned!
Guy B: "Sweet, I wish I pulled as much as you!"
Guy A: "Bro. I was obviously joking. Do you not have any comic sense?"

by theRealCookieMonster November 8, 2013

chief spencer

Small, frail man. Can't go anywhere alone. Can't make decisions alone. Fails to comprehend the thin blue line concept. Unable to get an erection. Limp, soft, sad man. Got beat up constantly as a child. Unable to do what's right and fair. Closet cock sucker.

"Chief spencer swallowed it". "They beat the shit out of that chief spencer". " chief spencer chocked it down"

by Youradouchebag September 22, 2016

a sense of urgency

A motivated state of action.

When the car's tire went flat on the way to work, the owner felt a sense of urgency to repair it.

by Howie@Mor January 30, 2018

Spider sense

A sixth sense that tingles when there's something else wrong with someone or something.

Spidey-I think there's something else wrong with the guy, my spider sense is tingling.
Other guy-Something else wrong with the guy besides the alien he just gave birth to out of his stomach? What do you know that I don't know spider man?

by Solid Mantis August 24, 2018

Errol Spence Jr

The truth.

Instead of telling a fib, try telling Errol Spence Jr.

by Braintank October 9, 2018

Common sense

Something that a lot of people don't have or had but now lost it as of the 21st century after people like Lil Pump became famous and Lil Tay

When someone fails to use their brain and they don't understand the simplest things and then they check that it's 2018 and they shrug it off because it's now normal to not have common sense

Grandma: Look at how fat you've become

Me: Nigga look at you

by DingoAteMyKids October 12, 2018