spanished

(v) To disappear, then reappear (either elsewhere or in the same location) as a person of Spanish descent.

Person 1: So, yeah, we should have no problem meeting our Third Quarter Profit Margin- *POOF!*-GOOOOAAAALLLLLL!!!
Person 2: Holy shit! That guy just spanished into thin air!

by BSullivan March 14, 2008

Spanish Omlet

During oral sex, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your cock and throws up on it. Then have anal sex with the vomit still on your dick and you have made a spanish omlet

The bitch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.

by DLams June 18, 2007

spanish caravan

A 'Daisy chain' of 10 or more hot hairy and rather sweaty spanish/italian or greek CNS's (confirmed non shaver's), up to the hips (if you know what i mean) and doing a rather lewd conga.

Sometimes performed in a circle (so those at each end dont miss out on all the fun).

Also Irish or Celtic Caravan, being of the Ginga variety, a spectacle so vile and horrific, it has been known to turn any unfortunate man who may stumble on such an act,, to stone.

'Spanish Caravan' Example deleted as being pointless,, as the image, if conjured is deleted by the mind immediately, to prevent permanent mental scaring.

by J.Horatio.Dalglish June 25, 2010

Spanish Pie

The act of ejaculating onto a sleeping females hand, then tickling her face so that she cum slaps herself.

Jason: "how did your hot date go the other night"

Mitchell: "Man that slut passed out on me so I gave her the old spanish pie"

by roflwagoneer February 13, 2009

spanish forklift

when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.

guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?

guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!

by coolmam374828288238 November 5, 2009

spanish toothache

When you eat overly spicy food and the next morning you have one of those ring stinging shits that burns 6 layers of skin off your freckle!

Fuck those noodles were spicy last night, I had the biggest Spanish toothache this morning.

by dirty dingo September 14, 2016

Spanish Teacher

no one's gonna be reading dis in future ik im just bored :bbb

That teacher who never ever talks english and when she speaks,gringos (one of the few words I know in spanish or I dont even know if it is in spanish) just can understand sjdwdwkncdnedc :))))))))) hola amigos como estan (hi dudes ho r u doing :b) adios amigos no se mucho mas uwu no se hacer lo

Me: fck spanish teacher nag me again
She: omg why??!
Me: IDK i just said pinchegringo ;^;

by imaestheticotakualtluna:3 March 24, 2021