shit and shower

A routine done by the average male in which he takes a shower immediately after a shit.

JIM: Hold on, I gotta take a shit and shower.

by Alen A. June 16, 2004

shower cap

The act of stretching your scrotum over the head of a:
1. Passed out person
2. Anyone willing

I gave Em a shower cap while she was passed out on the floor.

by Marvin the man May 1, 2006

Thought Shower

1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.

by Eph3k June 21, 2008

Silver Shower

The act of performing a golden shower, which is urinating on someone, either for sexual pleasure or attempts at humiliation. The difference is that the one who is performing the silver shower is hydrated, causing the urine to be silver instead of gold.

Molly: I thought he was going to treat me like a princess and give me a golden shower today!
Amber: What? Are you kidding me? I thought he always wanted to do that to you!
Molly: Yeah I know! He drank too much water so it ended up being a silver shower.
Amber: Wow. What a jerk.

by ppg436 October 6, 2013

5 O'Clock Shower

To hit the pub or drinking establishment on a Friday night at 5pm. Usually starts out as a few quiet drinks but ends up with hangover amnesia

Thomson: Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend, I'm off to help Mum wash the Dog.

Johnson: What!!! Blow that off, we are off to the pub for a 5 O'Clock Shower!

by Ralf_Style July 15, 2010

a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.

I’m a grower, not a shower.

by Jmrocks July 15, 2018

Pommie shower

To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.

Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.

"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"

by Cleaten December 4, 2003