Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.

Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.

by Hexis December 24, 2009

Santangelo

When a girl gives a guy a blow job repeatedly and the guy eats her out. It must all happen in the same night and the guy must be older. Usually done when sex is wanted but impossible due to lack of a condom.

Friend 1: Hey did you and Sally go all the way last night?
Friend 2: Nah, we wanted to but didn't have protection, so instead we santangeloed.

by Because your a whore March 14, 2010

Juelz Santana

The Prince Of New York Rap

Juelz: This Is Powerful Music That I Bring To The Ta~ble, Da Sequel to A~ble the way i sling Cane Cuz

by DLong April 6, 2005

santa hand

Santa's right pimp hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.

by hjklj April 10, 2008

Santa Fe sausage-roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!

by mannymal July 5, 2011

santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

SANTAN DAVE

He is an absolute visionary a true artist a magician he’s really an inspiration for the utes

Santan Dave the Goliath if uk rap. He’s undefeated and cannot be defeated cuz only he can compare to himself.

by Yo ANNA it’s me Jason March 23, 2022