Shwank Vombomb

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!

by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025

Shwink

Feminine version of twink

*while viewing some fantastic art your friend drew`*
"Ugh how'd you create such a SHWINK?"
"A what?"
"A girl twink!"

by StairwayToSwole July 20, 2025

Herba Shlonk

A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.

Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!

by BigDev52 August 11, 2016

P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute

by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021

donky shronk

A word with absolutely no meaning whatsoever. However, the word is often used in inconspicuous and mysterious ways to deter someone.

John: Such a beautiful day out today isn't it?
Riley: Yeah, the presence of donky shronk is magnificent.
John: What?

2nd Example:
Tony: This chicken is great, did you cook it yourself?
Riley: Yes, I even added extra donky shronk, can you taste the donky shronk?
Tony: What is that?

3rd Example:
Bill: Where do you plan on going this evening?
Riley: I think we should go to donky shronk
Bill: What?

by supertzar November 16, 2023