semps

a typical goon, known for touching other guys with authority and no regards for there values. Loves spending money on every1 and everythign and will do anything to get in a pair of granny panties. Typically as ugly as macnamee.

If I were a semps, id put myself 2 sleep.

by MikeMalone September 3, 2006

mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.

Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!

by 'Murica April 19, 2011

shampooed

Have you ever noticed, while bathing, that while it takes quite a bit of shampoo to lather your hair up the first go-round, if you try to lather it again a second time, it only take a drop?

Well, being shampooed means that you were drunk the night before and it takes you only one drink to get hammered again.

Dude, I just finished the first beer of the day, and I'm totally shampooed.

by katrinarobin June 16, 2011

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A name that represents "black" in la campana. this name was given to a friend so that we can take the piss (even if its not nice^^)

Shamil "Er_Negro" Post Made by: Er_MaKea

by Wahid April 20, 2005

shample

to fuck a girl, when you want

Yo i shampled that bitch last nite.
I neeed to get some shampole tonite.

by Ghost aka Fantasma December 8, 2005

sempai

The miss spelling of senpai

It's "senpai" not "sempai"

by EllieB28 August 20, 2019

Leo Sempre

The most amazing partner a man could ask for. Thank you for sticking by my side through thick and thin. I love you my forever. I can't help falling in love with you... <33

Is that Leo sempre? The most amazing whale penis to exist? The most handsome being in the multiverse?
Onyx: Yep and that thing is mine >:D

by OnnieSimpre April 28, 2022