50 shades of gray

simply put, it's paperback porn

Sally- okay, you HAVE to read 50 shades of gray, it;s awesome!!
Bekka- I a'int reading no paperback porn bitch

by thebluetardis December 9, 2012

Walk Of Shame

When you miss a shot into a trash can and you have to walk across the classroom to pick up your trash to put it into the can.

Jimmy had to perform the Walk Of Shame after a crappy throw.

by EasyOver February 5, 2018

what a shame

A term used when someone gets or something bad happens to them owned

person #1: I can't find the 12 page essay that i wrote!
person #2: WHAT A SHAME!

by Jayke93 December 27, 2007

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Shame Spiral

Noun: An emotional condition commonly experienced during the recovery period following extreme intoxication. The shame spiral consists of continued, connected thoughts and emotions of lack of self-worth, shame, regret, embarassment and commitments to refuse to intoxicate oneself ever again.

Verb: To be emotionally engaged in the condition of a shame spiral.

Simon: How's it going, Chris? You awake yet?
Gary: Oh god I'm so hungover. I hate this. I hate myself. I'm never doing that again. What kind of a jack-ass was I last night?

Simon: C'mon, quit shame spiralling. It's no big deal. So, you got a little bit wasted last night.

Gary: I spent my last $50 on booze last night. I hate myself and want to die. I'm never drinking again. I can't believe I hit on my student last night. I'm such a pig. Go away.

by Simon Kiss December 15, 2006

Shakes Head

"Shakes Head" is a word commonly used by teenagers that they utter to their parents who conduct themselves in a manner that is somewhat embarrasing to the teenanger. This occurs when someone brings a friend home and the father or mother say, act or make a motion that will embarasss their teenaged son or daughter. Immediately the teenager places the palm on their hand onto their forehead at the same time shaking their head and say the words "Shakes Head", immediately after the act or gesture of embarassment is displayed.

Dad quit shitting yourself in front of my friends"...."Shakes Head

by Rude Donny June 17, 2011

Merge of Shame

On a two lane limited-access freeway the "merge of shame" is where you are in the far left lane against the wall while a vehicle tailgates you. The car behind you accelerates to illegaly pass you on the right, changes lanes without signaling but before they pass and cut you off they are forced to get back behind you due to a SLOWER moving car in the right lane.

That bitch behind me in the SUV on her cell phone just had to take the merge of shame!!

by TicklemeEmo October 20, 2005