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Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER
Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.
by dankboo October 2, 2019
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Scotch Finger

Scotch Finger has traditionally been considered the biscuit to have with a 'cuppa' and is ideal to break and dunk. The biscuit has a lovely melt-in-the-mouth texture, which is the result of bakers using a combination of butter, eggs, condensed milk and a special soft flour.
Would you care for a Scotch Finger?
by d.n. citoyen May 31, 2020
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Scroncha

I don't mess with scronchas.
She's a scroncha bro don't mess with her.
by Aboogi3 February 16, 2021
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Scotch Daddy

A “scotch daddy” is an older, influential man in your life who commonly drinks/drank scotch. Usually they have introduced you to scotch, and now are the reason it’s your main drink.

Someone you look up to, and you’ve taken over their scotch drinking habit
person 1: who is your scotch daddy?
person 2 (drinking scotch in rocking chair): my dad’s best friend.. one day he let me have a sip and now i strife to be like him
by isatmp February 23, 2021
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Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.
Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.
by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021
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Scorchy

A Youtuber that makes Minecraft lets play videos, and sometimes make other videos like that titanium ingot, and he does funnies like funnies
Scorchy funnies >:(
by RobCooooo233 March 23, 2021
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scoochamooch

A phrase when someone wants you to get the out of the way more commonly used by the Queen herself Ariana Grande
Omg scoochamooch you're in the way
by jjito June 2, 2021
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