Definitions by dankboo

Scorch the Cockles 

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

Scorch the Cockles by dankboo October 2, 2019

That's fast

A phrase that can be used in many situations as an insult (interchangeable with the word stupid/retard) or to express pain.

Ex 1 (expression of pain): *stubs toes against table leg* "That's Fast!"
Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death."

Me: "That's fast."

That's fast by dankboo November 27, 2018

Bust a Nut 

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch

You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch

Bust a Nut by dankboo November 27, 2018

ice tea 

a stupid way to say over text "I see"

me: I like food
her: Ice tea
me: Ice tea is gr8 too
her: it means I see, dumbass
me: …………….

ice tea by dankboo November 27, 2018

Shit posting 

what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups

Does georgina ever stop with the shit posting?

Shit posting by dankboo November 27, 2018

Shoobie Boo 

Swagy's pet dog in the never released knockoff of scooby doo

"Shoobie shoobie boo!"

Shoobie Boo by dankboo November 27, 2018

swanky 

a slang term meaning cool or amazing that should have died out a long time ago

me: "I finally got my paycheck"
Jose: "Swanky"

swanky by dankboo November 27, 2018