Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 02, 2019

That's fast

A phrase that can be used in many situations as an insult (interchangeable with the word stupid/retard) or to express pain.

Ex 1 (expression of pain): *stubs toes against table leg* "That's Fast!"
Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death."

Me: "That's fast."

by dankboo November 27, 2018

jumping the gun

doing something before your supposed to

example: one time, there was a hot girl I knew and when she asked my name, instead of telling her my name, I immediately told her my insta account name

Charlie: "Daniel you idiot, you were supposed to tell her your name. Quit jumping the gun."

by dankboo November 27, 2018

ice tea

a stupid way to say over text "I see"

me: I like food
her: Ice tea
me: Ice tea is gr8 too
her: it means I see, dumbass
me: …………….

by dankboo November 27, 2018

Shoobie Boo

Swagy's pet dog in the never released knockoff of scooby doo

"Shoobie shoobie boo!"

by dankboo November 27, 2018

swanky

a slang term meaning cool or amazing that should have died out a long time ago

me: "I finally got my paycheck"
Jose: "Swanky"

by dankboo November 27, 2018

Bust a Nut

Adopted definition: To cum
Alternate adopted definition: To either fall on something that squishes your balls or to have something hit you right in the crotch

You and your friend are hanging out. Your friend was sitting on a tree branch and you pulled the tree branch down. When you let go, it flung him up and he landed back on it painfully. your friend now says, "I think I just bust a nut" as he slowly falls off the branch

by dankboo November 27, 2018