Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)

Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.

by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012

Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.

They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!

by Mr Erv April 1, 2009

Matt Symons

the uber jewness that resigns in fat people; gets everything taken away for stupid reasons; wears a funny hat; anddddd you shouldn't be friends with this guy.

1. matt symons is a trouf of douche

2. jewish people have weird names; thats ok im not a jew.

by Caity&+Gabi were really here October 18, 2008

Slippery Salmon

When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."

Justin snuck up behind Travis and gave him a slippery salmon as a prank.

by mikebrown97 October 26, 2012

salmonberry

To block someone from your AIM buddy list but deny you've done so.

God, that guy won't stop IMing me. I'm going to salmonberry him.

by mefiberry December 12, 2003

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

Salmon Berry

Vaginal ejaculation. That is, white stuff coming from a woman's vagina, pre- during- or post- sex

Ryan loves a salmon berry

by He's the boxman August 17, 2006