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strokin the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002
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Salamafied

The act of becoming so baked you become trapped within your own mind. The individual will usually become so zombified they become more lost than last years easter egg. Sometimes resulting in the individual demanding salami for sustenance and not shutting the hell up.
Dude...I got salamafied last night. Those edibles were so strong. Wait, maybe it was because I ate the entire carton.
by quayside September 18, 2018
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Stop Sign Salami

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
by killersbytrade April 2, 2009
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Sacaman

Someone who acts in a particularly D-Bag Fashion (Looks at Nrop, overuses slang, etc). Derives from the word Saca which is from the word Sacramento.
The Three D-bags from Renton, Wa...
Are fine examples of a Sacaman...
by CCPMan August 5, 2010
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saamiya

a sad quirky girl who believes she’s an empath (she’s not). also very charismatic ( according to her) and may or may not be obsessed with men twice her age 😅. starts breaking down when she is spoken to and is unintentionally funny. considered sweet by strangers, but not friends.
“OMG lol is that saamiya crying again? “

yeah bro just ignore her she does that sometimes :/“
by whye am i so coo l February 6, 2022
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Disappearing Salami

The disappearing salami is another term for banging your mom. This term is disguised as a "Magic Trick". This word is told to naive people or small children what you were doing in there mother's room.
Kid- What were you doing in my mom's room?

Strange Man- I was preforming a magic trick!

Kid- What's it called?

Strange Man- Shh its a secret...

Kid- Tell me!

Strange Man- The disappearing salami...

Mom- Arthur, come back to bed!
by MellowYello April 6, 2013
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salamander

the greasy turd that shoots out after a large meal with green chili, sloppy joes or beer
Wow.. all that beer and burritos last night made me dump a salamander in stall 1!!
by mimesscareme April 1, 2009
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