An awesome group of friends who live every moment to the last. They go through the stupidest things together and enjoy it. No one can stop them, they are a force of nature that everyone loves. They are imperfect, they are salty but they're always together. They live together and die together. (Yes they are salty all together.)
by Salt squad February 17, 2017

by Crunch Nugget January 9, 2003

This is when a guy is about to ejaculate and his cum comes out like its coming out of a salt shaker. The girl get pelted with little bits of cum. She WILL get angry and walk out because she has lost her craving for your cock.
My boyfriend had the Salt Shaker problem last night when he came on me. I was gross.
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by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

by Slappy001 March 16, 2017

A salt bae is responsible for rubbing, massaging, tenderizing, and seasoning their bae's "meat". A good salt bae takes their bae and the "meat" out for dates and cuddles. Salt baes' are required to maintain the health and happiness of their bae's "meat", no matter how exhausting it may be gettin the "work" all the time.
That's my salt bae; She's my salt bae; Don't make me get my salt bae; I need to schedule an appointment with my salt bae; Does your salt bae accept my insurance?
by Letter T March 3, 2022

by fishegg June 19, 2004

I almost expected her to start whining about how she wanted "a golden goose" next, the way she Veruca Salted that thing.
by Neoteric June 26, 2006
