satsuma

overly large fat person that is on the verge of obesity

she’s a satsuma

by yuhxoxooxoxoxoxo January 22, 2025

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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.

Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark

by buttfingerer September 18, 2025

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scatso

D͏efinition of a͏ p͏erson thats into sc*ts. A sad, regular Forsen chatter sustained by sc*t energy 💩, furry poros 🐾, and a lifelong losing streak in roulette. Husband of Racso, who somehow cheers him on while they both spiral deeper into the abyss of copium and poro fur.🤮 🤮 🤮

“He just lost 50k in roulette and hugged a poro plush for comfort… he’s a Scatso 😭💀🐾”

by fnsrosenrfseofnresofnrosfnroes October 9, 2025

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Punking Swabs

A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.

Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.

Punking swabs can have several tenses.

'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'

'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'

'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'

by Tone Booya November 9, 2008

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