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Montana Smooch

When two people spread their butt cheeks really wide apart and try to touch their butt holes together.
Hey Bill, take your pants off and spread your cheeks I want to try and give you a Montana Smooch.
by Top knot December 8, 2019
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Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.
Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!
by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020
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Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
by PejaBob January 3, 2021
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School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots
Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!
by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021
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Blackberry Smoothie

The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going
John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"
by Hairy schmuck January 21, 2022
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Pooch Smooch

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
by BadAtty September 10, 2022
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Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon
The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.
by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023
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