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The Rowanda

Having sex with at 10 or more massacred black people while they are sprawled out in the missionary position.
Did you hear Chester got arrested in Africa for initiating and attempting "The Rowanda?"

Holy crap man what a sick fuck, I thought he was only into homonecropedopyrobestiality, but wow!
by DRP_400 April 23, 2009
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Cristiano Ronaldo

a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.
by xixirinha July 9, 2010
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ronald

Boy: "Oh my god did you just do what I think you did?"

Girl: "I'm so sorry"

Boy: "You just farted while I was fingering you in the ass!"

Girl: "Oops, sorry Ronald"
by atlatlatl February 3, 2007
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Ronald

Dude who likes babies more than himself
Yo who’s that dude in the daycare
Oh that’s Ronald
by PingPongGuy December 11, 2018
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Ronald Reagan

Like Bush.

There is however a difference.

Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.

His presidency was a joke though.
Billy: "Is Bush or Ronald Reagan a better president"
Me: Ronny
by Jack Townshend June 27, 2006
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robaldo

one who has a huge knob
that lucky bloke over there is a robaldo!
by big dick August 30, 2003
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ronald reagan

Greatest American president to date who won a several landslide victories in the 80's. Reversed the Pacifistic actions of previous Democractic president Jimmy Carter and defeated Communism while staving off the "liberal left" who wanted vodka to become the world's favourite beverage.
Twenty years ago, on the afternoon of May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II was struck by three bullets while being driven in a slow-moving convertible through St. Peter's Square, where 20,000 people had gathered to see the pontiff. Rushed to a hospital, the pope barely survived a six-hour operation. Two bystanders were also injured in the attack.

You see, two great people, the two, who crushed communism were supposed to die within 2 months.
And they both survived - to bring freedom to us (the Poles) and to the whole world.

A coincidence?
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