sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 22, 2024

sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 22, 2024

Roofed

To throw onto a roof

Someone finally roofed that dumbass cump cube

by Gleamingthecube May 07, 2021

hit the roof

To become extremely angry or upset.

He hit the roof when he found out that she betrayed him .

by Clouds in my coffe October 27, 2017

Roof Burn

When you all day a girl on the roof of an apartment building until her skin gets burnt.

Hey guys, look at the roof burn steven gave me. Ouchies.

by Senor Toilet August 28, 2008

roof fishing

Tieing a gummy worm to a long peice of string rope and fishing off of a roof next to a swimming pool; hopefully someone will grab the worm eventually.

I went roof fishing with Johnny Knoxville last summer. Best day ever.

by SlayerRocker82 August 26, 2016

Roof Plow

The act of fucking someone on the roof of a building. Prefereably a well known or high building as this increases the amount of respect your bro's will give you for it.

Last night I totally roof plowed emma ontop of walmart

by See Aye Ell Ey Bee November 16, 2016