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Richmond Regards

The dramatic act of leaving your excrement in a bag in a prominent location at a lovers house.

Used in 1 of 3 ways;

1. A break-up device (when a text message or argument in the street just can't sum up your disdain for your former-partner).

2. As a fetish tool - to surprise and excite your loved one when they return home from work.

3. Accidentally. When your lover heads out for work - leaving you in bed. You proceed to lay an enormous cable in their toilet and (petrified of flooding their apartment or leaving the huge log to float and welcome them home later) you panic and decide to scoop it into a bag and drop it into the nearest bin when you leave...but forget to take it with you and leave it on the sideboard in the hallway for them to discover upon their return.
"What a prick he was. I couldn't help it - when he left I went nuts. I flushed his goldfish down the toilet, ripped all his jeans in half, left a message for his mum saying he got a hooker pregnant...oh, and before I stormed out...I left my Richmond Regards at the top of his closet...should take him a couple of days to find."

"Hi honey, just wanted to leave you a message to say I can't wait to see you tonight...and in the meantime...I've left you my Richmond Regards on your bedside table. Enjoy"

"I couldn't believe it. I really clicked with this guy...and as soon as the door slammed shut I though 'Fuck...I've left him my Richmond Regards'"
by Shannoniax May 18, 2010
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tech-retard

a person who has no ability to apply technology into their daily life, usually pretending their gadgets are not working or they prefer things done other way to conceal their retardants!
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i explained to her like a million times that i will Bluetooth the files to her cellphone and she can transfer them to her laptop later to read them, but after all this she made me do the whole thing FOR her!

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Jack and I have a paper due next week but he said he cannot attach the files to an email because his connection was too slow, but we all know he's just a tech-retard!
by F_j September 26, 2011
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little retard

Usual what you can call a little kid if there stupid
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Ultimate Retard

Drew retarded beyond comprehension. This means that he is an Ultimate Retard
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A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.
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carry on regardless

(v.) To ignore distractions and barriers and continue ones' task.
Ignore them gentlemen, we'll carry on regardless!
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Retard Race

A race in which contestants drop their pants to their ankles and run. (giving the appearance of being retarded) Whomever goes the farthest 'wins".
Dylan joined the frat boys in their stupid retard race, but at least he gained some dignity and stopped before he became the winner.
by Maylain November 14, 2005
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