unsalted pretzel

An unsalted pretzel is someone that has no empathy or culture in their gut. They're simply not tasty; they don't even have any fucking salt.

You see, unsalted pretzels like you don't have the brains. I'm not a nerd, you're just not smart enough.

by sloth-coffee July 22, 2020

Albanian Pretzel

Two gay men going ass to ass with a double ended dildo while reaching back to jerk each other’s cocks.

Bro I heard those dudes Albanian Pretzel all the time. I’d love to see that

by MR. Bussy July 13, 2021

These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008

romanian pretzel

A bizare sex position involving one man lying on his back with his legs in the air, while his gay lover lays on top of of the first man, holding his own feet behind his back, forming a revolting knot of human.

-Wow, Sotiris pulled out the ol' "romanian pretzel" on Costa right there in the library!
-Thats fucked up man

by GrossedOutLsider June 18, 2010

pretzel dick

similar to a pencil dick but is salty.

wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.

by pretzel dik suker September 28, 2005

Flesh Pretzel

When two persons' peni are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

by The Sage Baconfase September 17, 2008

Passion Pretzel

The space between a girl's asshole and vagina.

She made me lick her passion pretzel, it was salty as hell!

by Captainmorg December 20, 2010