2 definitions by sloth-coffee

unsalted pretzel

An unsalted pretzel is someone that has no empathy or culture in their gut. They're simply not tasty; they don't even have any fucking salt.

You see, unsalted pretzels like you don't have the brains. I'm not a nerd, you're just not smart enough.

by sloth-coffee July 22, 2020

A girl that obsesses over crushes. Lazzy can also describe someone who is obsessed with crushing.

That lazzy is always hanging out at that mall.

by sloth-coffee July 11, 2020