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Premature Cookie

Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.
Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."
by bdc947856 January 11, 2009
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Preachfessor

A professor who only teaches through lecture and sermons, a preacher teacher.
Prof. Pierce Ovshit: "And I am curious to know what you think, but first I should mention that back in the 14th century there was..."
Stew Dent: "A man who couldn't shut up to save his life. Fucking preachfessor."
by G.M.H. December 2, 2009
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Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.
Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.
by DJCOJO July 8, 2010
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Premature jubilation

a profound, almost orgasmic feeling of happiness and joy that comes and goes entirely too quickly
"I was all fired up about a night alone with the wife when she reminded me that her mother was coming over. I suffer from Premature Jubilation!!
by Mr Jameson October 21, 2010
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Premature Conversation

The act of, in theatre, saying your line before the person your talking to, making the dialog sound weird.
Damn, tom just had a bad case of Premature Conversation.

Yeah, the play is ruined!
by The Theatre Boy March 14, 2011
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Premature EleJaculation

The act of getting out of the elevator just because the door opens and not because you arrived at your selected floor.
Damn! Where am I? This is not my floor! I prematurelly elejaculated! It's a case of premature Elejaculation!
by King Of The Underworld June 10, 2011
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premature ejaculection

Premature ejaculection occurs when a political candidate
rapidly loses support.
Gingrich gained ground in the polls this week as Cain and
Perry both experienced premature ejaculection.
by goldandsilverowner November 18, 2011
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