pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it

i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!

by redlinekart January 2, 2010

pootered

When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left

dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered

by harry rich January 27, 2010

Pooter Pound

The female version of a fist pump; when a girl swipes her "pooter" and then fist pounds. Only awesome girls do this.

Pooter Pound!!

by Playfullilmomma December 4, 2010

Pooterection

A word to denote something a female, possessing a vulva or "pooter", finds sexually arousing. Similar to the use of female boner but better.

I totally got a pooterection watching a pole-dance video just now!

or

Hot firemen give me a full on pooterection.

by fleur_de_peche March 11, 2012

pootection

putting a paper towel in your ass-crack,so if you have a wet fart,you don't ruin your underwear

i had the runs,so i got me some "pootection"

by the keepsake October 3, 2012

pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014