Dominant Cum Position

Phrase
noun

Term referring to the need/want for an individual to be on top of or in a "dominant" position with one's sexual partner in order to reach climax/orgasm.

Hey, babe, let me drive for awhile. Fucking in the front seat of the Honda is giving me a cramp, and I really wanna finish this up with a dominant cum position.

I sure am glad I had an egg sunny side up on top of my goetta! The extra protein gave me the energy to finish strong in a dominant cum position.

I love watching the way Tom moves when he is fucking me in a dominant cum position!

by Margeauxx McBeavers November 26, 2010

colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."

by Volak May 13, 2004

hit and run position

Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.

Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.

by cwood April 5, 2006

positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic

Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

poligion

The melding of politics and religion. Often found in the narrow mind of fanatics, but also evident in unwelcomed passionate poligious discussions at social events.

He was so mired in his poligion, logical debate was useless.

by Jeanmarie Presutti September 13, 2008

posi

short for positivity, a term used often by people who want to keep life positive and/or happy.

-"Dude, I saw you make fun of that girl, so not posi..."
-"You're right man, I'm sorry."

by saladandtaco July 24, 2010

side position

Some lame stuff made up by Grindr for people who wanna cuddle and suck maybe but not have sex

This girl hmu saying she wanted to side position and I was hoping for some head but just got blue balls

by SparkyTrek July 15, 2022