Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

pooming

The piss equivalent of cumming, but instead of semen, it's just piss. For those that enjoy giving Golden Showers. Someone in the act of performing a poom.

Jane: "I hope you drank plenty of water today"
John: "Don't worry, I'm about to.. Oh no, I'm pooming!" *proceeds to give Jane the Golden Shower she'd been waiting for all day*

by HistrionicX March 13, 2025

Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

Poodini

When your dog it's their poop and it's no longer there. The poo has disappeared!

My dog is a poodini.

by JB6681 March 23, 2026

Poofing

The act of inserting drugs or alcohol into the vagina.

Smoking meth was no longer working so Karen decided to try poofing it for quicker absorption.

by SassyFern August 3, 2025

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025