a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
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Get the Partender mug.A sexual twist of a reference to parting the Red Sea meaning spreading the legs of a woman and adventuring the depths of her promise land.
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she screams on vc and is one of the coolest people ever.
she's also short and loves taylor swift
do not piss off parboni
she screams on vc and is one of the coolest people ever.
she's also short and loves taylor swift
do not piss off parboni
parboni: what am i?
siddharth: short
vamsi: without the s and r
aditya: i don't wanna go to school because my ac's cold
parboni: but come to school
aditya: why
parboni: because i'm hot
siddharth: short
vamsi: without the s and r
aditya: i don't wanna go to school because my ac's cold
parboni: but come to school
aditya: why
parboni: because i'm hot
by urchammakchallo December 5, 2021
Get the parboni mug.The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.
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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Get the Patronage mug.Mentally Unstable man with unstable decisions. Says he has friends but none of them are known to human kind. Addicted to online video games. Usually bad at language arts, and has decent skills in everything else. Always cheats on assignments because is too distracted to do it himself. Hot indian man with glasses. pulls 0 girls and 17 boys. good person overall!
Get off your phone, stop being such a parthonkity.
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"
Your such a parthonkity, do better at english.
"Hi parthonkity" "wat im not a parthonkity" "yah you are, your a hot indian with glasses"
by George Washington the third JR March 30, 2022
Get the Parthonkity mug.Someone whose room you visit to get high with. She picks the music and rolls the numbers, since it's her place. There's nothing sexual between you.
by Bernart de Ventadorn September 27, 2013
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