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Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.
Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.
by Brooksie February 23, 2005
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opening Pandora's box

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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Paedophobia

Someone with a fear of kids or dolls. Definitely/hopefully not a parent!
A: Shannon gets really weird around kids.
B: Yeah! She probably has a case of paedophobia.
by waldorfwww44 September 23, 2017
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Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.
Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy
by King Touchstone May 12, 2011
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Paedlosopher

An expert in Paedophilia.

A master of the dark arts, knows the history of all paedos and techniques a go to man if you will
Terry was a genius, a real paedlosopher.
by Kinkygerbils October 20, 2014
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Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.
''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''
by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020
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Paedospeed.

When (usually) a car full of boys are driving along and they see a hot girl walking, they reduce the speed the car is travelling at, in order to get a better look at the girl. This is known as 'paedospeed'.

Even funnier if the girl is jb.
Girl: 'I was walking home from school the other day and a group of guys in a car beeped, and then dropped down to paedospeed. The one in the back looked desperate'.

XD
by KST18 May 6, 2009
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