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shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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arm dart

I just clogged up my last good arm dart!
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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opening Pandora's box

Shooting up yourself is kind of like opening Pandora's box.
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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corn flake

Nickname given to a Caucasian person similar to, "white boy", "cracker", "honky" etc., but not necessarily used as a racial slur
by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014
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cum buckets

To ejaculate a large quantity; to blow a huge load
You couldn't handle fuckin' my girl, she'd make you cum buckets.
She's gonna cum buckets by the time I get done beatin' that pussy up!
by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014
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skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014
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cardboard

Discreet term referring to a box of Sudafed
Walgreen's was all out of cardboard today.
by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014
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