tootin' to the pros

Another name for a prostitute, or someone who acts or dresses like a tramp.

She looks like she's tootin' to the pros!

by The Original Starbuck April 20, 2009

Pro UO

Refers to those in the game Ultima Online.

People who devote ample amounts of time to improve their skill in the game, and take it seriously than most others.

We just got owned again. Those guys are Pro UO.

by Blot May 8, 2007

Airpods Pro

Two pieces of shit that avoid you from looking broke.

Broke Airpods user: Hey see I got airpods.

Airpods Pro user: Sorry I got active noise cancellation. What did you say?

by AIRPODS PRO USER November 4, 2019

pro gaymer

a geek/tosser/drinker of jolt cola

who spends 172hrs a day playing games cos they are pro.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Pro boner

Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.

"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."

"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."

by Buttenlocker June 4, 2014

MacBroke Pro

The name given to the MacBook Pro by those who can't afford the extremely high price point or those who are just Apple haters.

Luke: Hey man did you see that Apple just came out with their new MacBook Pros?!

Me: Ya, you mean the MacBroke Pro. I'm never gunna sell out and buy one of those. PC 4 Lyfe!

by The Real Millz November 19, 2010

Pro-bonofessional

The description of someone who does a ton of work, and somehow rarely or never seems to get paid for it regardless of reason. A professional volunteer.

Q: What do you do for a living?
A: I am a pro-bonofessional; I just wish it paid more.

by Generatorn February 20, 2011