fucking pressure

frustration that make you feel extremely and absurdly stressed

i have fucking pressure

by imakeweirddefinitions February 12, 2023

Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped

The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.

by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024

Pressure

If someone tells you they’re Marijuana is “pressure” then it means they have really high quality of marijuana.

Yo fam this gas I got is pressure.

by vBlickz November 22, 2023

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Beautiful and Stoned ladies that prefer to inhale the good stuff an exhale the bad stuff.

You know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

Pressure cooker

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.

My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker

by David Kolep February 28, 2021

Perfection Pressure

The social or internalized demand to hide flaws, emotions, or individuality in order to meet unrealistic standards—often imposed by family, coaches, teachers, or social media. It cages authenticity and fuels projection, burnout, and shame.

He got a 98 and still felt like a failure. That’s perfection pressure talking.

by Briton Phillip September 10, 2025

beer pressure

1 If you are determined to go out with your friends without having a beer, but as soon as everyone gets their beer you feel the beerpressure and order (at least) one beer;
2 If you see a good beer on the menu and you immediately feel the urge to drink it, this is a case of beerpressure;
3 If you haven't had a beer for a relatively long period of time (at least for your personal feeling) and you need a cold beer asap, you are experiencing a serious case of beerpressure
peer pressure

Today is a day for beer pressure.

by TheVienneseJudge October 7, 2018