A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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by Stanil Pompata January 21, 2020
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It is when someone is so overwhelmed with emotion, it resembles the crisis of the Italian volcanic eruption in 79 AD
In the story of Antigone, Creon was having an emotional pompeii when he realized he was a shitty king.
by ayoshep_4 November 20, 2021
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Look at Dan, 3 hours in the bathroom plucking his “beard” and using all the perfume in the house, just to sit in the garage in the dark like some Glam Pomp troll. Hide your headphones.
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Get the Matteo pompilii mug.Plugging a hollow buttplug with an explosive firework and drinking laxatives, then once there's pressure point the plug as high as possible, light it, and watch the lava fly.
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