postemonia

When a post-man can not post correctly.

This post-man has postemonia, he's an irrelevant post-man.

by Shminousingtonz April 13, 2017

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posteurbater

One who repeatedly replies to their questions/comments on an online forum.

I don't know why he ever asks a question anyway, he's such a posteurbater no one else has a chance to answer!

by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017

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Pasted

When you get your buttcheecks pasted together with a sticky substance

“Dude, last night I pasted Kyra with some gorilla glue.”
“Dude that’s friccin hot”

by Migamortis April 22, 2018

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Someone who uses his calve muscles to push himself through the air, making contact with another human being to throw aggressively a round object in a diameter of about a foot and a half. This action is usually followed by a loud scream coming from the person who performed the action and from the crowd. To perform the action, the attendant must have a certain amount of impulse in his legs, witch is more frequently described as "bunnies".

WOOOOH! Westbrook with the POSTER!

by GG yungboi February 12, 2018

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poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018

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Postergeist

Someone who is a serial social media poster. They post all over the place on every board, every page, and reply to as many comments and posts as they can to the point where they end up most of the time annoying people.

Why is my phone blowing up with so many notifications at once?
Ah it must be a postergeist.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

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