platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

Platoon of whores

A groups of skanky hoes who twerk around cop cars

Hey check out that platoon of whores!

by dan bradders June 11, 2019

Platonic Solid

A boner you get from a person who has friendzoned you.

I thought I had gotten over Catherine, but my platonic solid proved otherwise.

by ThradOvvhrs March 28, 2020

Platonoloserino

A person who doesn't use/own plates, and he/she/they/them eats on the floor after making/ordering said meal.

Tyler is a fool, did you know that he is a Platonoloserino?

by Baron Von Maxims Profits May 10, 2020

Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020

platonica

Someone who you are emotionally and spiritually connected to who you would want to spend the rest of your life with in a platonic manor.

The term platonica has been coined by Caelum The Doll, it is a gender neutral term. Use it only if it fits.

by Caelum The Doll July 7, 2021

Platonically Making Out

The act of kissing and/or making out with a friend you trust, hence the platonic part.

Person 1: Hey you wanna kiss? Maybe make out? Gimme kiss? Kiss me?
Person 2: I don't know why we aren't platonically making out every day

by jjournall October 30, 2021